The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the ability to have children fully grown

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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KeemStar

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!