The power to turn food into human waste.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The ability to not talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

the ability to turn into random hats

thumb_up thumb_down -11

the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to jump -50% higher

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to slow down time while you are at school

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to attract bullets.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

thumb_up thumb_down -39

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

thumb_up thumb_down -39

the power to melt your bones

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to sing but your mute

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to breath at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!