- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to exist

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

the power to lose your power at will

to not care about pointless superpowers

the power to fly but only upward

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

Pointless Super Powers