The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!