The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of eating from ears.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to make people work and read ????

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!