The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The power to do your homework.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to be a human

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

the super power of being a housewife..

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

Retractable Teeth

the power to see when the lights are on

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!