The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to attract bullets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!