- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

The power to see through bones.

The super power to control paper.

The power to see through water

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

the power to fly for a second

The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to kill yourself.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the power to fail any test you want

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

Pointless Super Powers