- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

the power to fail any test you want

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

Pointless Super Powers