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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)
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Being able to fly.... in the water.
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Immunity to antipsychotic medication
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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.
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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.
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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.
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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline
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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.
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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...
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The ability to fart pee.
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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.
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The power to talk to people miles away.
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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way
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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.
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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.
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The power to run at the speed of a human
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the power to die....
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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.
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The power to create shit
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the power to go into a coma
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower
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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/
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KeemStar
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!