- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to have any pointless power you want

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to come second in any race

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to see through windows

The power to have a power

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to fart in technicolor.

Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

X-ray vision that only works on windows

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Pointless Super Powers