The power to pee standing up

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to sneeze cum

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!