Reverse Pooping

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The power to resist trolling.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

the super power to remove your super power

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!