The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!