The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!