The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!