The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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the power to be a complete troll

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!