the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the power to not have power

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!