The power of exact change

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!