The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to see through bones.

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!