The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to not have a power.

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Melting

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to turn into an escalator

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!