The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!