The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to not watch south park

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!