The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to die and get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!