The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!