The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to move 7% faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!