the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to have a small penis

The power to be dead

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

the power to have a power.

The power to give yourself cancer

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

the power to smell tastebuds

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The power to talk to talking animals.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

The power to sing but your mute

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!