The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to be a human

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!