the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to not have power

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!