The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!