The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!