the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to be dead

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to have a power.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!