the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!