The ability to see through glass

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to fail

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to have bad luck!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to shit brix

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!