the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to draw a perfect circle

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power of Acid Tears

The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!