The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!