The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to have a power.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!