The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

the ability to enjoy school

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to pee standing up

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the power to not have power

the power to fail any test you want

The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!