The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power of exact change

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!