- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

The power to get older every second

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

Power to always have exact change.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to die at will

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The ability to be a successful troll.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to change your urine to any color

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

Pointless Super Powers