The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of exact change

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!