EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have a power

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The power to see through windows

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!