The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to not have power

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!