The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to do your homework.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

The power to turn food into human waste.

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!