THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!