The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!