The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to sweat caramel

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to cook bad meals.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!