The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to be an idiot.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to change your eye color.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!