The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to not have power

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to see in to the future of one second

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the ability to die once you have died

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to write pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +45

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!