The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!