The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!