The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of exact change

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to predict the past.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!