The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!