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The power to change the colour of your appendix
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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The power to turn into paper
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)
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The power to watch womens basketball
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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.
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The power to have broads in Atlanta.
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The power to make other people hold their breath.
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the power to get really mad.
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.
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The power to make fish appear in pants.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will
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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person
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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.
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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one
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the power to have a power.
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!