The power to do your homework.

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The power to be a human

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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Power to always have exact change.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!