Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to snore.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!