The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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black people

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!