The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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Lactokinesis

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Being a freemason

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!