- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get really mad.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

the ability to know what the fox say

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to see into the future of the past

The ability to rape the willing.

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to never end your .

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

the power to go on this website

Pointless Super Powers