the power to fly indoors

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!