- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

power to see through glass doors

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power of minding your own business

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

Pointless Super Powers