The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!