The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to have a power

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to transform into air.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of Acid Tears

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!