To pee standing up.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to breathe

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!