Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to think about useless power

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!