ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to explode on demand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!