The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to fail

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be stupid

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!