The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of exact change

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!