The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the ability to enjoy school

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to make elton john gay

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!