The power to do your homework.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to have a power.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!