The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

the power to be a complete troll

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to eat food

the ability to fly- but only indoors

the power to make elton john gay

The power to make fish appear in pants.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!