The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to sing but your mute

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

The power of exact change

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

Birthday In August Just wait On it

The power to be HUMAN

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to spell backwards.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!