The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to fail

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!