The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!