The power to grab a cats face

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The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!