The power to ride a bike

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!