Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!