The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to turn things in to wood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!