Have sex but not feel it

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to fail

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!