The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to be stupid

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to get older every second

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!