The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Imortality.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!