Have sex but not feel it

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

the power to fail

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to make fish appear in pants.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

The power to fly, but only when you're in water

The power to sing but your mute

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

The power to fall unconscious at will.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to create nothing out of nothing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!