The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!