- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

the ability to pee in your own butt.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to come second in any race

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers