alarm that goes off when hiding

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to have a power.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!