i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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the power to not have power

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!