The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to fail

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get older every second

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!