Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!