The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Being a freemason

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!