The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!