Guys, it's over.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to vote

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!