the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to shit brix

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to die in one second

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!