Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to to think less

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to write about power.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!