The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!