The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!