The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to wink really fast.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!