The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to fart flames

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to see through water

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!