The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to poke

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!