The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!