the power to commit crime.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to sleep

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!